Rocketshippers Worst Nightmare

Here we are in the beautiful world of Pokemon. The sun is shining, the roses are blooming. Everything is wonderful.

And here we have Jessie and James of Team Rocket. Meowth is there, but the writer doesn't want to include him, because they don't want him to screw up the Rocketshipping in this fic. So it's just Jessie and James lying there on the grass.

"Oh, James isn't it a wonderful day?" Jessie breathed in her girly girl mystical voice.

"Yes, it IS a wonderful day." James replied in his deep manly voice. "You know what else it's a wonderful day for?"

"OMG WHAT?!" Jessie squealed and looked at him adoringly with her bright blue eyes.

"Proposing to you, my lovely Jessie." He pulled out a diamond ring. "Will you marry me, my princess?"

"Oh, yes!! Of course!!" Jessie cried, putting it on her finger and hugging him tightly.

"Hey, watch out for my manly pecs." James grunted, and he flexed for her.

"Oh, James...." She breathed. "You're so handsome...."

Suddenly, two large men came over and glared at the two of them. "Ok, we're taking the girl for some unknown reason." He then grabbed the light and fragile Jessie and ran off.

"James!! Help me!!! I can't defend for myself, for I am too fragile!!" Jessie called as they took her away. "Help!!"

"Don't worry Jessie!" James shouted, getting up. "Me and my muscles will save you!!"

He flexed once more, ripping off the sleeves of his shirt, and suddenly changed into a knight costume, and chased after the brutes.

We then see Jessie being lowered slowly into a cauldron of lava that these villains somehow obtained. And Jessie, being as helpless as she is, couldn't break free of the strong duct tape that was wrapped around her. She screamed for help, but no one came.

Suddenly James appeared in his knight outfit on a wonderful horse that somehow exists in the Pokemon world and charges after them.

"Oh, James!" Jessie cried. "I knew you would save me!"

"Let go of my girl!" James shouted.

"No way, we will never." The two men shouted, laughing their maniacal laugh.

"Well then, taste the wrath of my sword!" James said, charging at them with it. He missed, but tripped them over the side of the cliff. He laughed. "That's what you get for trying to hurt my Jessie!"

"James, I still need help!!!" Jessie cried, and James ran over to help her.

When she got down she hugged him tightly and kissed him on the lips. "My hero."

"Let us get married and have twins that have purple hair for some odd reason." James said, taking her by the hand.

"Oh yes James..." Jessie breathed.

And they walked into the sunset together.

But then.

Meowth appears and randomly slashes their faces out of nowhere and the two fall to the ground, temporarily unconscious. "DAT'S FOR TRYIN' TO IGNORE MEOWTH, YOU BASTARDS!!!" And he laughed and ran off into the sunset to leave the two lovers to themselves.

And they get married and have kids and live their fragile, manly life together.

THE END